Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs that is in rut?
A: Still f***ing no eye deer.

ANOTHER ONE:
Three men are standing before St. Peter.
"How much did you earn last year?" He asked the first soul.
"St. Peter, I made $275,000."
"What did you do for a living?" St. Peter then asked.
"I was a doctor."
St. Peter nodded and waved him through the gates.

He repeated the question to the second soul.
"St. Peter," the second soul replied, "I made $150, 000."
"What did you do for a living to make tha much?"
"Why, St. Peter, I was a lawyer."
St. Peter nodded and waved him through the gates.

The third soul now stepped up.
"And how much money did you make last year"
St. Peter, I made $10, 000."
To which, St. Peter then asked, "What musical instrument did you play?

Cheers.
Kevin