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" the Prezzie departing from Platform 1 is the 14.55 calling at
Kapland Central, Lapland South, Helsinki, St Petersburg,then Fast to Vladivostok, Beijing, Shanghai, Singapore, and Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne(change for VicRail) Woolamooloo, Geelong and Kings Cross(without St Pancras)" Travellers are reminded that various line works, snow, leaves etc may cause unpridictable delays"*** crackle***If you wished to catch this Prezzie, TOO LATE it has now departed!!!!!****Crackle****
" Its time to go now
Haul away that Prezzie
Haul away that Prezzie
Its Posting time

Get some stamps on her
Haul away that parcel
Haul away that parcel
Its Posting time"