> > RESUME
> >
> > George W. Bush
> > The White House, USA
> >
> >
> > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
> >
> >
> > LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport,
> > Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of
> > alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
> > driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
> > driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
> >
> >
> > MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and
> > went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions
> > about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was

> > able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
> >
> >
> > COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.
> >
> >
> > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> >
> >
> > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
> >
> >
> > I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
> > Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
> > find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
> > shortly after I sold all my stock.
> >
> >
> > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
> > sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
> >
> >
> > With the help of my father and our right-wing friends
> > in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I
> > was elected Governor of Texas.
> >
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
> >
> >
> > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
> > companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the
> > Union.
> >
> >
> > During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the
> > most smog-ridden city in America.
> >
> >
> > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
> > tune of billions in borrowed money.
> >
> >
> > I set the record for the most executions by any
> > Governor in American history.
> >
> >
> > With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida,
> > and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I
> > became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
> >
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
> >
> >
> > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
> > cost of over one billion dollars per week.
> >
> >
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
> > the U.S. Treasury.
> >
> >
> > I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
> > in U.S. history.
> >
> >
> > I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
> > filed in any 12-month period.
> >
> >
> > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
> > history of the U.S. stock market.
> >
> >
> > I am the first president in U.S. history to enter
> > office with a criminal record.
> >
> >
> > I set the the all-time record for most days on
> > vacation in any one year period.
> >
> >
> > After taking-off the entire month of August, I
> > presided over the worst security failure in
> > U.S.history.
> >
> >
> > I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
> > Bunker Buster," a WMD.
> >
> >
> > In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our
> > reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on
> > our British friends.
> >
> >
> > I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips
> > by a U.S. president.
> >
> >
> > In my first year in office over 2-million Americans
> > lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
> >
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
> > 12-month period.
> >
> >
> > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
> > than any president in U.S. history.
> >
> >
> > I set the record for least amount of press conferences
> > than any president since the advent of television.
> >
> >
> > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
> > history and refused to intervene when corruption
> > involving the oil industry was revealed.
> >
> >
> > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
> > history.
> >
> >
> > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
> > support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
> > and their families -- in war time.
> >
> >
> > I have set the all-time record for most people
> > worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
> > venues (15 million people) shattering the record for
> > protest against any person in the history of mankind.
> >
> >
> > I've broken more international treaties than any
> > president in U.S. history.
> >
> >
> > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
> > richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
> > "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
> > oil tanker named after her.
> >
> >
> > I am the first president in U.S. history to order an
> > unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military
> > occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
> > will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
> > citizens, and the world community.
> >
> >
> > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
> > largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
> > States government .
> >
> >
> > I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
> > United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
> > Commission.
> >
> >
> > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
> >
> >
> > I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners
> > of war" detainees) and thereby have refused to abide
> > by the Geneva Convention.
> >
> >
> > I am the first president in history to refuse United
> > Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
> > election).
> >
> >
> > I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
> > receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
> >
> >
> > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
> > my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
> > largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My
> > political party used the Enron private jets and
> > corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
> > Supreme Court during my election decision. I have
> > protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
> > investigation or prosecution. More time and money was
> > spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
> > has been spent investigating one of the biggest
> > corporate ripoffs in history.
> >
> >
> > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
> > World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
> > made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
> > largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
> >
> >
> > I am first president in history to have a majority of
> > Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
> > threat to world peace and security.
> >
> >
> > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
> > to be awarded government contracts.
> >
> >
> > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
> > Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
> >
> >
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> >
> >
> > All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now
> > in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for
> > public view.
> >
> >
> > All records of SEC investigations into my insider
> > trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
> > secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> >
> > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
> > Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
> > policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
> > public review.
> >
> >
> > Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 -
> >
> > Send this to every voter you know.