There used to be a Children's TV show called Ricki and Copper, Ricki was the host, with Copper, her Irish setter. Some completely warped child sang the following on that show, one Christmas.

Rudolf the red nose cowboy
had a very shiney gun
And if you ever saw it,
You would turn around and run.
All of the other cowboys,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any poker games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve, the sheriff came to say,
"Rudolph with your gun so bright, would you kill my wife tonight."
Then all the cowboys loved him, and they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the red nosed cowboy, you'll be hanging from a tree."

Jingle bellski jingle bellski jingle all the wayski!
What are you doing?
I'm Russian the season.

Three kings of Orient are
one of them lighted a big black cigar
It was loaded it exploded
Two kings of orient are.

You work your way down to one king of orient are. He lights the exploding cigar, then you sing, "Silent Night".

I have an eidetic memory. Aren't you sorry.