1. "Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! Nyaaagh! And that's the only song that he could sing." I don't remember any of the verses, that's the chorus. Anyone know the rest?

2. An entire Scottish song sung by Maddy Prior with Steeleye Span that is in 'English' but completely incomprehensible. You know the one.

3. A Song title by Adge Cutler and the Wurzels (West Country Zummerzet Straw & Smock Grunge Skiffle from the 60's), I don't have it to hand, that goes something like: "Thee Dursn't Cusn't Hasn't ... etc"