The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #12995   Message #105952
Posted By: Big Mick
17-Aug-99 - 04:39 PM
Thread Name: MudCat Tavern - Round 7
Subject: RE: MudCat Tavern - Round 7
The Big Mick comes in, kicks the three possum off of his favorite stool.........they snarl and in an alien sounding voice they speak as one.........So, biggest friggin' earth man we have ever seen.......you apparently want to be atomized..........they turn their backs, lift their tales and prepare to fire......Hey 'Spaw, have you seen this, a set in D, C, and Bb.......These must be Susato possum.........The 'spaw comes running over and starts blowing possum arse for all he's got.......The leader of the possum sez....So sailor, you in town long?? Me and my friends are in Room 713 at the Mudcat Motel.......why don't you stop by later for a "Party"?.....The Big Fella just grins as 'Spaw curses him out, and the three little folks sashay outta the joint........So LEJ, just let me know if you have any problem getting rid of the varmints in the future.......My Gawd, Spaw, Fielding........do you see that absolute vision of loveliness over their dancing with MMario??? But Jazus, and do you suppose that HE FAIR ONE would be very upset if I danced with her?? Sometimes a fella's just got to live dangerous............huh?..........Shit, guy's you're right......I am just gettin' over that damn episode with the tutu and brass bra, I don't think my rep will take me doin' the ...........what'd you call that Spaw?.......Huh?.....the Tango....Hmmmm, might have to learn that one..........Naw, Rick, I must remain true to HE FAIR ONE, just a little mind wander there.......and by the way, I can get Koko back here to Tango with you.......Rick, hey man, come back.........I was just kidding.......it's just that she is so taken with you........Aww piss on it, barkeep, could I have a proper of the vile black stuff and a shorty of the Jimmers.......and put on Thieme's tab....he is so guilt ridden that we might be able to drink on him all night...........HEY ALICE, want to go learn some lyrics?????........Just kiddin' HE FAIR ONE, just kiddin'........