JOKE AHEAD!

Two drunks at a bar and one is aying "I've had no luck picking up woman. Do you have any suggestions?"

The other fella says "Go outside, look around til you see a beautiful woman. Go up behind her and whisper "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

"If she likes you fine, if she doesn't then say "Paticularly nasty weather. Get it?"

"Wow!" sayes the first fella. " May I try that?"

"Sure" say the second fella.

Out goes the econd fella and sees a beautiful blond on the corner. As told, he goes up behind her and whispers "Stick a feather up your ass?"

"WHAT??"

she hollers!
"Well then," says the fella, "f**king cold out, huh?!".

Love, Annamill