If you move to Kentucky be advised there are strict cleanliness laws on the books. Whether you like it or not, you MUST bathe atleast once a year. They'll put you in the slammer if you forget!!--So mark it on your calendar.

Another state law: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless she is escorted by two officers
or unless she be armed with a club." The law was later amended with:"The provisions shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

How do dumb laws like this get on the books? Salaried Morons!! Know any other dummb laws?