And so and thus, sad all this fuss
So few did vote, most dissed by rote
Now photo opts, mock danger cop'ds
In costumed time, the electing dime...

Not bravery, but slavery
Did induce, this Turkey'd ruse
This fowl mirage, His business lodge
As C.E.O., in this side show

Distractions here, amidst the cheer
Elections there, so... extra care
And where else could, our George do good
War troubles he's, up to his knees

But really and, campaign's all planned
And all he's done, 's been by the gun
This war he's got, "his only spot"
He had to go... so... just say Know.
ttr