How about some more well known slogans applied to the condom.

Extra strong mint condoms - You either love e'm or you hate e'm
Esso Condoms - Put a tiger in your tank
Kodak condoms - Capture the moment
Macdonald's condoms better known as - The double cheeseburgher

Come on help me out as you can no doubt tell i'm struggling ha ha.

Regards.

Jim