Q. What's the differance between a banjo and a chain saw?

A. You can tune a chainsaw.
B. A chainsaw has dinamic range.
C. The Grip
D. All of the above.

When I was in Antartica, somebody sent me a list of 800 banjo jokes. Very handy as banjos and bagpipes are about the only instruments that us accordion players can make fun of.

Somebody came out with a little tape called "computer songs" I thought it was quite funny.

If you work in a cube, the "Those Darn Accordions" "Hamster man" is quite good.

-Fadac