Reminds me of the Martian spacecraft that crashed near a deli in NYC. Martian goes in and says, "Let me have a spare tire, please." Deli ownwer doesn't understand. Martian points to a bagel. Deli guy says, "They're not spare tires; you eat them." Martian takes a taste and says, "Wow! These would go good with lox and cream cheese."