Ach, I missed the DT version when I was doing crosslinks on these threads today. Defective brides with glass eyes seem to be very common in the experience of folk musicians. The genre has its own classification in the Digital Tradition, #651. Let's see if I can make a link that will pull them up: (click here to search).

Speaking of defective brides, there's at least one about a defective husband: (click here)
I suppose I also have to include this one.

-Joe Offer-