Little Hawk:

I am honored to have been picked out for your target practice in the battlefield of relative sanity, but I do not think even your most direct hit could succeed in your stated goal of driving me mad, slowly or otherwise. Not unless you upgrade your ammunition dramatically. Your proposal to serenade Hillary Clinton meets with my full approval and I only hope to someday recieve a Quicktime movie of the event, in all its ...umm... fulfilling details!!

Regards,

Amos