Well gol-danged, boys, men!!!... These is fightin' words... Hey, we don't have to take this abuse...We're men, dang-it, an' men do stupid stuff, gals! Get over it... Yeah, we *like* to blow stuff up.... 'An we *like* to drive on the ragged edge... An' we *like* our little wars... Shoot, we ain't tellin' you all how to make no biscuits 'er how to get grass stains outta the knee parts of the kids pants, are we??? Huh, yeah, didn't hink you all would have noanswer fir that one!!! Ha... An' what the heck is wrong with testosterone, anyway? We happen to *like* it too. Makes us wanta scratch and spit. You know, men type stuff that *every* president since GW did!!! Yeah, spittin' an' scratchin' is what made America great!!! You all gonna tell me that Hillary Clinton can do that??? Hmmmm??? Strike that last question.... I mean, yer average womanz ain't into no spittin' 'er scratchin' and that's my point... But menz, now, they born to do it...

An' while I'm at it, whats with this big toilet seat conspiracy you all got going against us menz, anyway???... Don't take no more effort to put it down than to put it up... But, hey, since you all has been good sports about not wantin' to be president we figgured that the least we could do was to capitulate on this one thing but now you go running Hillary an' the deal is off... Right, guys? We can only be pushed so far....

Bobert