Christ...I can't figure out if they're taking you seriously or not, Bobert. Look, you wanna join the Young Republicans and get out there and kick ass? I figger it's time we all started livin' up ta the great egzample thet John Waybe set back in thuh days when America was still America and women, Injuns, and wetbacks knew their place!

(that oughta do it...) (or else it'll cause a "nukular" meltdown out thar amongst them liberal feminist commie types...)

Whew! Where's mah case of Coors!??

- LH