Well, danged...
(sniff...)
Too late, Amos... I got caught and so now the P-Vine says I gotta come here and say "Sorry, Hillary. You'd be a great President."
So, ahhhh (the Bobert looks down as his feet as if they made him write this stuff...)...(ahhh, sniff..)... sorry, Hillary...
(Sniff...)
Bobert