There was a young vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were always quite stable,
One night at full moon
She went down with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.

A Tourette's Syndrome victim from Munchez
Used language so really atrunchez
That all he could say
Through the whole livelong day
Was "Yez bastards, yez fuckers, yez cunchez."

Thank you for you kind attention.

Seamus