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Thread #64759   Message #1065505
Posted By: *daylia*
04-Dec-03 - 11:36 AM
Thread Name: BS: How do you Convince a Moron...
Subject: RE: BS: How do you Convince a Moron...
Okay, just have to add on to some points made above re body hair...

Obviously, hairy armpits are there for a reason, on either sex. The hair holds the phenomes (fancy word for personal stink ... sorry, that's "scent") longer than plain ole skin, thus attracting more potential mates to oneself. Certain other (more southerly) hairy areas serve the same purpose.

Please note -- this stroke of Creator's biological genius works best in places like Blind River, where mate selection is notoriously limited, and even the waterways are blind.   

Remember, the Bible says that your power grows in your hair. Samson and Delilah make that point quite well. So, why should your scalp be more powerful than your armpits?

Take a tip from our brothers and sisters, the snakes. How lowly and deprived they are, slithering around hairless, even armpit-less, in the dirt! Now you may prefer to smell like a snake rather than a human, but would you wanna look more like them? I thought NOT!

Point made!!

Now, where'd I put that Lady Schick ....

daylia