Thank you all!
Tom, I actually believed I might squeak through this year without being noticed, but all it takes is one guy and an internet connection...

Anyway, I hope you all find time today/tonight to do the traditional "Jeri's Birthday" celebration things: the drinking of drinkables, the eating of chocolate, the putting off until tomorrow what one should have done today, because, frankly, if there's no potential for something blowing up and/or people running away screaming, why bother?