The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64921   Message #1066404
Posted By: Bill D
05-Dec-03 - 07:29 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Dirty limericks [12]
Subject: RE: BS: Dirty limericks
Cluin..it's a lot of code, but no coding...I cheat and use a little program that does it for me.

A careless old gasman named Peter,
With a match poked around a gas heater.
   Touched a leak with his light,
   And rose out of sight,
And as anyone who knows anything about the art of poetry can tell you,
He also ruined the meter.