The young couple were walking on a lovely summer's evening, wanting privacy they thought of the nearby cemetery. They proceeded in and found a huge tombstone which had been knocked over. The girl lay on the tombstone. They kissed each other passionately and nature took it's course. The next morning the girl awakened with a terrible pain in her back. She asked her mother to massage her back. As she lay on her stomach, her Mother looked her over & said, "Susie, your back looks fine, but your ass died in 1892."