But how long does it last, Sorcha?

Through all the snoring, farting, leaving the seat up, putting the milk container back in the fridge empty, not replacing the empty toilet paper roll, picking the nose and wiping it on the pant leg, interrupting the last 10 minutes of the movie, misplacing the TV remote or cordless phone, forgetting to unload the dishwasher, leaving the cheese whiz to harden on the spoon, always getting the wet spot in bed, biting the fingernails and spitting them on the floor, nagging about the wet towels on the floor or furniture, toast crumbs in the butter, yadda yadda yadda...?

Jealousy? Just the first test to get through.