The Holy Triumvirate... a device for the purposes of spirichool obfuscatoration? Perhaps the one them Catholics been spoutin' about fer hunnerts of years, but not

The Holy Trinity of BS!

As long as there is BS in the Universe, some BS will be BSier than other BS. The Holy Trinity of BS merely brings together three human individuals whose personal BS is of exceedingly fine quality. Why a Trinity? Because it has long been known that three is a special number. How many sides to a triangle? Three. How many legs on a milking stool? Three. How many tits on a boar hog? Lots more than three! Why? Because they're useless. If they served any function there'd only be three of 'em.