Bananas? What a good idea! At the very least they could become a sort of Dumbo's feather. Must try them.
Diva - Funny thing how people see you. Inside I'm a painfully shy person but everyone including quite good friends would fall about laughing if they read that confession.
Skipy - I often organize a little group of terrified singers at one of our Aussie festivals. They never believe I'm one of them inside but they turn up anyway. Are you in OZ or are you too afraid to say?