Aw I dunno. I suspect a little insanity will creep in here. Y'no, thread creep being what it is. Hey that's a good subject for a thread - "Creeps I have known".

When I saw the name of this thread, my thorts ran straight to sewing and threads and how hopeless I am at sewing. I had this horrible little sewing teacher in primary school who used to sit up in her tower (I kid you not) and wait for us victims. She was old and grey and her name was Miss Grey and she had knobbly arthritis-ey fingers heavily stained with nicotine. I cringed every time she handled my sewing. We used to do really boring things too - fiddly little samplers, not anything useful like clothes.

So I think that has something to do with my lack of enthusiasm for sewing. Sewing machines don't like me - I always have trouble with them - so I don't go near them these days. I'll do hems and sew on buttons and that's about the extent of my sewing.

So I really am literally pretty threadless.

What else can I say that's sane? Ummmmmmmm. Might have to think about that one. Can BS ever be sane?

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