My nephews wrote this song when they were about 8 and ten years old:

Borned on a mountaintop in Tennessee
Ripped my pants on a Christmas tree
Patched them up with some bubble gum
Along come a bear and he asked for some

   Davey, Davey Crocket,
   King of the wild frontier

Slept on a table top in Joe's Cafe
Greasiest joint in the U.S.A.
Ordered a gridley and that ain't all
Next thing I new I was in City Hall

And I added a third verse because the song was too short

Went to see the Mayor just to set him straight
Found him swinging on the Pearly Gate
Charged me a dollar and he let me go
So I wandered on down to the Alamo

I still like singing it every once in awhile

Jerry