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Thread #64134   Message #1070587
Posted By: Gareth
11-Dec-03 - 07:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Any New Jokes?
Subject: RE: BS: Any New Jokes?
Well (Gawd Help Us) Christmas is comming, so I thought you all would like to know how the story of the Xmas Tree Fairy.

Once upon a time in Olde Germany there lived a Bad Baron.

Now this Bad Baron did not treat his peasents very well at all, and come Xmas they did not have anything to celibrate Yuletide with.

And the Bad Baron looked out of his castle and saw the peasents huts below and he was happy.

There was a sudden Flash !! and the Good Fairy appeared.

"Baron", she said, " Yonder peasants have no means to celebrate Christmas. Pray let me go into your woods and cut a Xmas tree for every hut"

And the Bad Barons heart was warmed, and he said "Yes !, but only one tree for every hut"

So the Good Fairy disappeared, and every hovel and hut had an Xmas Tree to celebrate Xmas.

The Good Fairy reapeared next to the bad Baron, and she had another Xmas tree in her hands.

"Baron", said the Good Fairy, "I have cut an Xmas Tree for your Castle, to bring the Yuletide spirit to you. Now where shall I put it ?"

And the Baron told the Good Fairy where she could put the extra Xmas Tree !.

And that, Boys and Girls is why the Fairy is placed at the top of a Christmas Tree.

Gareth