He's been hogging the hot tub for too long anyway. It's about time he got out and made room for some of the new arrivals. Mmario - give him a crate of lemons, and he can start squeezing them for the punch. He should be able to do about 20 at a time with those tentacles. Just don't make the mistake of giving him an orange peeler, I remember the mess he made of the thanksgiving turkey when he got drunk and mistook it for Catspaw...
And whilst he's doing that, can someone find his spare tentacles a dustpan and brush to clean up those baubles before Liz spikes herself on those as well - whoops - too late. Never mind Squeakie, I'm sure a pint of Delerium Tremens and a soak in the tub will put you right! See, there's room for about ten extras now the cephalopod has moved over to the kitchen door seat.
Just a technical question - if what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander - do you need to put in extra onions?
Quack!