apenelopoe, routlredge-you talk to posh, and preople dont know waht you on about,,
ps is about 7am in the morning, and i drinked about 10 cans of stella
so if i spelled antyhing wrong then just get lost.
ps did i get invite to you werdding then, and free food and bears then or waht?

anyway=a few years ago, i worked at hotel in hull, and we get some shitty council estate people in for weeddoings
and they get pissecand think they bloody great,
BUT, we give them shitty cheap shampane, and shitty cheep whine, and they dont even knoew!

2this whine is really nice, we are really posh, eyc etc etc2
and we chardged them about 2 thousand quid, for wedding resepshun,
when only cost 1 hundred quid, but serves them right, because they show off., and fight, and complane 2 this whine no good2, we say, ok have some more shitty whine then, 2 yes thank you, this one very nivcce. very posh!

and fighting, council estate people likes fighting at wedding, very funny, kitchen people ie chefs etc, used , yoused? to watch fights, one time = all people fightinfg, [even old people, grannys etc, and swearing= dont give my dorter fucking bad look arsole!, and smack with hand bag , and slap in face!, and one married bloke get big punch in the face from best man! " waht you bloody look at my wife for then?", then they try to come into kitchen=good tip=

never let wedding people go into kitchen, they always make trouble!

ps, some drunk ones try to give you a big story =2 my wife is shag my brother etc etc etc. just tell them get lost then say "g GET OUT OF MY KICHEN!
sometimes they be sick as well, just donyt let them in kitchen=,
if they sicxk in reception, then is reception woman job to cleen it not chef job....
then if gets to late, and all start scrapping, then is bouncers job to sort it, bouncers say "get out gippos bastards, [even if they not gippos, [ bouncers alays say thsat], and if not enough bouncers, they
shout for kitchen people, they shout, 2trouble, or MAN ON THE FLOOR, that means run quick!

then chefs get chance to give some one a good kicking, [but not happen very often]
and if they been making big trouble, you can throgh them in the cellar, beat them up, and shout tjings, like 2gippos bastard2 etc
, but never call police, always sort it youselft, you know wh#y?
if you call police they can stop yiu drink licence!

this waht happen at wedding.john