I have been asked by a private citizen to cast a demon out of Penelope. After much discussion, money changed hands (a "check", actually) & I agreed to do the exorcism.

I need a few things from those of you who want to help. I need a live pig, a set of fresh monkey balls, a rubber Nixon mask, & a complete set of women's undergarments.

Any money you would like to donate will be cheerfully accepted!

Kk