My God...LOL! I love it. Here I am back from Monday night song circle and the usual check on Ebay (for model airplanes, Nixon masks, and women's underwear), and the MOAB appears to be relocating to Twillingsgate...sort of.

GUEST, it is actually I who have abandoned the females...although I have been sorely tempted lately, I can tell you! There was this gorgeous woman I was talking to in Barrie the other day....sheesh! I don't know how long I can hold out.

I had a blowup doll of Maggie Thatcher some years ago, hanging from the ceiling like a Zeppelin, but it exploded catastrophically one day, causing the budgie to die of heart failure. You just can't get quality workmanship anymore. I am attempting to secure one of Hillary Clinton, but with no success so far.

Khandu - I have scored a Nixon mask (slightly used) and a set of women's underwear in black lace. Pretty neat! Will these do? The monkey balls have proven impractical...Mr Chongo will not surrender his on any condition. As for the live pig, I think you can easily find one of those in your area.

And now...good night! I've stayed up way too late already.

- LH