Bee-Dub, Sherlock's lousy spelling has me thinking he's you! Now that IS devious. Either that or he's Tweed, but I don't think so. Tweed spells even worse than that. Either that or it's Khandu, who is clearly descending into some sort of hallucinatory frenzy, due to delusions of grandeur combined with way too much marmite and gatorade.

At any rate, I like your line of reasoning.

- LH