Oh my! Marvelous use of language, Captain West. Simply ripping! I want to thank you on behalf of all the young women in Twillingsgate for taunting Winston in such terms as will probably drive him right round the bend. What is it the Americans say? "LOL!!!" Oh, this is just too much. You have us in stitches here. Please don't misunderstand me when I say I can only encourage you to keep it up... for Penelope's sake at least, if not for your own. Oh, LOLOLOLOL!

Miss "Q"