Sins, first I am not accusing you of aging or anything but as you get older, a woman like yourself.....bright, intelligent, articulate, and not given to the "classic" pattern of polyester pantsuits and the like........begins to find people looking at them slightly askew. By trying to explain Cletus and Paw and all, you are adding to the problem and as the years pass you will come to be known as "that crazy old woman down the street." And believe me, taking Cletus to an opera will only serve to accelerate the process even more.

Much Love with Great Concern for Your Future,

Spaw