Looking at the Wild Rover stuff I saw a request for this had been answered by a different set of lyrics to the one I have, so here goes:

I drove a Land Rover for many a mile
And spent all my money on petrol and oil.
Now my springs are all rusted, I've got four flat tyres,
And I never will drive a Land Rover no more.

I drove down a motorway I used to frequent
And my engine seized up 'cos the oil it was spent.
I pulled out my dipstick. No level did show,
And without lubrication it just wouldn't go.

So I took out my toolkit, found a spanner that fits,
And started a-taking my engine to bits.
My big ends were busted. There was sludge in my sump,
No balls in my bearings and a duff water pump.

So I left my Land Rover in a meadow so green,
And I went and I bought me a threshing machine.
Now I'm earning a living to put my car right.
I'm threshing all day and I'm crashing all night.

CH: And it's no nay never, no nay never no more
Will I drive a Land Rover no never no more.