RR, please do not interpret my comment "unless some smart-ass uses all 26 of 'em up in one post" as an attempt to "put a kabosh to (your) idea of using all 26 of (my) listed ideas in one post". As you are a dedicated MOABite, you are a smart-ass by definition. Use 'em all up in one scattergun shot if it trips your trigger.

Personally, I prefer the one-at-a-time approach.

ANT FARM

When I was a kid, I had an ant farm - nothing fancy, just ants in a big jar. Being a sadistic little fucker I would feed live cockroaches to my ants. Being a stupid little fucker I didn't realize that the only reason I was able to catch the cockroaches to feed the ants was that they were in the last stages of terminal Raid poisoning. As I continued feeding poisoned roaches to the ants, my ant farm's population continued to decline until it was just a jar full of dirt.

I learned a valuable lesson from that experience. Something to do with the chain of connectedness between all life forms and human culpability in breaking that chain, right? Wrong. I learned that only fucking idiots have ant farms. Cool kids play guitar.



(I will approach the list of 26 subjects in alphabetical order, one post per day, some holidays and travel days excluded. That should guarantee at least another month of keeping this piece of shit from falling into the land of non-refreshed threads.)