Does anybody have the words to Ronnie Browne's parody of the song ?

I can only remember the first verse in it's entirety....

Ally Bally ally bally bee
Scotland is the place for me
Even though it's awfy wee
I think it's fine and dandy

One of the other verses goes something like

Land of something something something
Land o' soup(?) and tasty stews
Wi' men dressed up in tartan trews
To stop their legs going bandy