Well, BillD suggests this thread is BS. I'm sure he's right. But if the thread was devoted to Micahel Jackson jokes,it would be different, as folklore is a legitimate non BS topic. And this subject has certainly generated a string of jokes in England(particularly in schools). I iamagine this is also the case in America, could anyone confirm? I do not, incidentally, intend to post any here. Funny as they are, I feel they are best left in the oral tradition.