Bertie, this is MOAB. It is All and None. Everything and Nothing. It is Pot Noodles and dinner at Maxim's. It is John O'Groats and London, Real Ale and Lite Beer. Herein are all of the Secrets of the Universe, if you can ferret them out. The secret to Wealth Untold is here, but herein is also Everyone's Despair and Destruction. This is the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, the Filet Mignon and the cheap Hot Dog. Only by grasping MOAB in its entirety can you fully understand it, and you can only grasp its entirety by fully grasping its parts.

Or something like that.