This is a message from artbrooks from your secret santa via santas secretary!!

Dear Mister artbrooks:
This is your Secret Santa. Woe is me, technical difficulties prevent
my posting to this thread and teasing you with hints and jolly
proddings.
Rest assured, your gift is now in the mail and, with luck, should
arrive before Christmas Day!

best wishes for the holiday,
your Clandestine Clau