well I, like Mike, used a name similar to mine own, but that felt more fraudulent than a hokey silly name, so then I used something else, but everybody thought I was an asshole so it didn't matter anyway, then I used something else but I don't have substantive folkloric knowledge anyway, but I do like BS and then I got stuck with this stupid-assed named that just happened to be in use when Joe said that we have to stick with the same stupid-assed names consistently, and then so I did, but I was still a stupid ignorant asshole and I realized well what the hell you know the universe is expanding or collapsing or whatever it's doom in the big picture so now, well I dunno I'll have to think of a name