BROMO-SELTZER

I don't know didley-shit about Bromo-Seltzer. I know it's an effervescent antacid concoction similar to Alka-Seltzer. I also know Alka-Seltzer whooped Bromo-Seltzer's ass marketing-wise. That's all I know. I've never taken it and don't plan to. Is it the same chemical compound as Alka-Seltzer. I dunno. I guess I could use Google or something and find some stuff out about it, but, ya know what? I don't wanna. I don't really give a rat's ass about Bromo-Seltzer. Only reason I'm writing anything about it is because it's on that silly list of mine that I said I was going to write one post a day on. Only reason Bromo-Seltzer's on the list is because it's what popped into my mind that started with a "B". If I'd known I would be writing about it I would have picked Brussells Sprouts or something.

Hey, I said I'd write 'em. I didn't say they'd be good.