There was a hunchbacked servant in some old comic in National Lampoon named "Smegma"! I always got a good laugh out of that. Oh, yeah, the comic was: "Dr Colon's Monster" Smegma was usually attempting to secure a brain or some other less valuable body part to animate the monster. Very amusing.

Amos, your comment at 2:38 today was absolutely on the mark and brilliant! Yes, we are all here (in this life, I mean) under an assumed identity, with a temporary, assumed name. And isn't it great fun? I mean, unless you don't want to have fun. Then it isn't. Everyone gets exactly what they want...even if NOT getting what they want is what they want!

Amazing system...only a god could have come up with anything so clever, IMO.

- LH