YES!!!! Tweed...or Twandu...whatever, whoever... , The evil felines are being revealed at last! I have known for centuries how diabolicial these hideous creatures are, yet none would listen. Yes! My own Royal Grandpappy was murdered & devoured by his "sweet little kitty cats". Everyone said it was the work of the mob, but not me. . .I knew better!
I spent decades in research trying to prove to the world this evil. Unfortunately, these accursed felines are clever. I have no "smoking gun" but I offer these facts:
1. . . The word "feline" has 6 letters, as does "murder"!! In fact, if you rearrange the letters of "feline", take out some & add a few others, you have the word "murder"!!

2. . . Self-respecting dogs hate cats & remember dogs are men's best friend! Hence, cats are men's worst enemy!

3. . . Cat's carry "concealed weapons", their claws!!

4. . . I don't have a "4" but I do have a "5".

5. . . Cat's are totally self-centered. . . even their speech is "me" centered (ME-ow)!!

6. . . Conundrum magazine did a survey in the late 1940's which showed that 97% of all humans detested the smell of cat crap. . . a mere 73% detested the aroma of dog doo! Incredibly,
the same survey was re-ran ian 1998 with the EXACT SAME RESULTS!!!
A strange twist to this was another survey that ran concurrently with, yet independently of both the Conundrum surveys which showed that 3% of all humans are insanely evil!

Could this 3% of insanely evil humans be the same 3% that does not detest the smell of cat crap???

No, no conclusive proof, but you must admit, there are heavy questions here!

Kk