What do Americans wear under their trousers? What do American girls wear under their skirts? Smirk smirk, giggle behind your hand. This is the kind of question that drives me away from Mudcat in despair at the sad stereotypes that infest it. My ancestors wore the kilt, but not the sewn / military one currently affected by the affected and those in the fashion, plus three reasonable people who I know, who wear it in and out of the fashion, in the city or collecting the sheep up the hills. What is under the scalp of the people who keep mauling this dead rabbit? Porridge for brains, I fear.