No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a child. Here's how
some young folk completed lines to famous Christmas carols. Sing
along with these new takes on old favorites:

* "Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly ..."

* "We Three Kings of Porridge and Tar ... "

* "On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me ..."

* "Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire ..."

* "He's makin a list, chicken and rice ..."

* "Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say ..."

* "Sleep in heavenly peas ..."

* "In the meadow we can build a snowman ... Then pretend that he is
sparse and brown ..."

* "Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay ..."

* "Good tidings we bring to you and your kid ..."

* "Noel, noel ... noel, noel ... Barney's the king of Israel ..."

Dave Oesterreich