Don't worry dear Santa. I know you're thinking of me, and that has already made my holiday bright. If you're in the time zone I think you're in -- that compounded with the fact that Kentucky is ~20 years behind most civilized commonwealths and countries -- I really wouldn't get too concerned about time and dates.

I am anxious to know who you are. It's always fun having friends around the world. Now I have someone else to pester for pictures and postcards of foreign lands. (and even Tennessee and Ohio are foreign to me)