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Thread #65451   Message #1078916
Posted By: GUEST,harpy
23-Dec-03 - 08:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: Where are my nuts?
Subject: RE: BS: Where are my nuts?
Two crazy guys are sitting on a bench at Ypsilanti State Hospital in 1970. A beautiful coed intern in a tube top walks by (hey,that's me)
and smiles provocatively at the pair. Harry says to George "Wow, that's some babe!" George just sits and drools. I wiggle my shoulder and smile wider. Harry pokes George and says, "Wow, I think that girl must like you!" George continues to do the thorazine shuffle...Finally, I pull down one side of my tube top to give them both a thrill...Harry gets very excited and starts to jump up and down and grabs George by the shoulders and yells, "Hey, she definitely likes ya, Harry! Show her yer nuts, show her yer nuts!"

Harry sticks out his tongue, crosses his eyes and sticks his thumbs in his ears and wags his hands and goes "bledah, bledah, bledah!!!!"




true story    (and she went on to be outstanding in her field...)