The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #65355   Message #1079290
Posted By: John Hardly
24-Dec-03 - 01:01 PM
Thread Name: Michael Jackson finds Islam
Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
"Adultery deserves 100 lashes for each person in the 24th Sura."

Ouch. Geez, I hate getting lashed in the sura. Thank God I've only got 23 of 'em!

I'm thinking of converting to superstardom. I just have too decide whether to be a star athlete or a star rock musician...

...or, better yet -- a star of a new "reality" show!!!!!

I could do that.